Remember in Zoolander when Hansel bumps against Derek as they pass each other at a party and Hansel says obnoxiously, “excuse me brah”...

I remember when I first heard the word “oxymoron.” It was probably middle school. I distinctly  remember one example of an oxymoron given...

Remember the last time you visited a museum? You walked in, bought a ticket (perhaps grumbling about the price of admission) and, ticket...